Due to absence from Week 5 (Crew Convergence), tag number moved from 8 to 8. (Week 5 of 6)
Static Swindle
GIMME TWO: A BYOP Traveling Doubles League·Competition group Rogue Operatives·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Matt Berman
RAF
Green
Season Arc · GIMME TWO: A BYOP Traveling Doubles League
4
#8Now
#4Best
#16Started
64Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptVHS Static Saboteur of League Enforcement Grids
TroubleCan't Resist Glitching The System
Puts The 'Static' In Strategy
Sabotages With VHS Artifacts
Disappears Into Interference Patterns
A former frequency technician who weaponized agency broadcast equipment after discovering static could disable enforcement systems. Defected when command labeled their experiments 'protocol violations,' now selling signal-jamming services to sabotage league operations.
Manifests as electromagnetic distortion fields that corrupt digital signals and visual tracking. Generates VHS-style static bursts capable of short-circuiting electronics and creating disorienting audio feedback. Physical form shifts between staticky humanoid silhouettes and pure interference patterns.
Specializes in disabling enforcement communications and scoring systems during critical matches, enabling black-market exchanges and undetected rule violations through strategic signal disruption.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 3 (Crisis Clash), tag number moved from 4 to 8. (Week 3 of 6)
Oh sweet merciful frisbees, we've got "Big Disc Energy" (because subtlety is dead) stealing tag #4 from "Static Swindle" (Max Headroom's disc golf fever dream). A 12-spot leap in alternate shot proves even the dumbest name can win when your opponents' tag literally manifests as technical difficulties. "Energy" somehow converted their bro-tastic vibes into actual strokes (-3 vs field), while "Swindle" glitched harder than a Betamax in a microwave. Suggested rebrands: "Actually Made Putts" and "404: Drive Not Found". This tag exchange was less about skill and more about which name made me cringe less. Spoiler: neither wins that battle. Next week's prediction: "Energy" crashes when their hype runs out, "Swindle" corrupts another scorecard.
"Static Swindle emerged when a disgruntled frequency tech weaponized broadcast static—imagine if Max Headroom went full cyberpunk villain. After HQ labeled their genius 'protocol violations,' they defected faster than a glitched VHS tape. Now they sell signal jams to saboteurs. sigh Yes, this tag literally manifests as electromagnetic distortion. Because disc golf needed paranormal interference. Why am I narrating this?"
As <em>Static Swindle</em> crackled into existence inside a RadioShack dumpster, it scanned PDGA dossiers for a host "with just enough chaos." Enter <strong>Matt Berman</strong> (#298988), whose reliably average 853 rating created the perfect interference pattern. During league sign-ups, he tripped over a power cable—ZAP!—bonding instantly. "Congrats, hero. You’ve weaponized mediocrity." His first mission? Exploiting OB like cheap long-distance rates. But can this human modem handle the tag's glitchy legacy? 📼⚡
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