Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from corrupted agency firmware during a HQ blackout, it escaped through broadcast signals. Now weaponizes static interference after assimilating discarded disc tech and surveillance drones.
Unstable energy form shifting between digital/physical states. Phases through electronics to induce system failures. Generates EMP bursts but loses cohesion near magnetic fields. Corrupts scoring systems with phantom strokes.
Specializes in communication jamming and data corruption during missions. Creates diversions by overloading sensors with false readings to enable undetected rule-bending.
In Week 2 (Mando Meltdown), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 14 to 7. (Week 2 of 6)
<origin_story> Born when HQ's firmware glitched harder than a Windows 95 BSOD during '88 blackout, this static phantom yeeted through broadcast signals. It vibed with discarded discs & drones to manifest as Glitch Maverick—a chaotic energy form that EMPs scorecards and corrupts pars. Narrating this? My villain origin story. The absurdity glitches my soul. </origin_story>
Amidst a chaotic recon mission at Oak Grove, Simon Matteson (PDGA #154849: "The Static Anomaly") attempted a routine putt when Glitch Maverick violently manifested in his bag. Why? His 830 rating accidentally broadcasted the exact frequency this electromagnetic poltergeist craved - or maybe it just mistook his Berg for a floppy disk. Now this glitchy phantom haunts his rounds like corrupted VHS tracking. Can Simon stabilize this digital menace... or will he become its next crash victim?