May 24 - Jun 28, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Forged during the 'Crisis Clash' blackout event when reality-warping sabotage threatened league integrity. Enforcement Division engineers fused regulatory frameworks with experimental graviton tech, creating fixed points of procedural stability. These installations now deploy ahead of high-risk operations to anchor reality against rogue manipulation.
A tactical installation emitting procedural stabilization fields that reinforce PDGA rules within its operational radius. Resists dimensional distortion through graviton-based structural permanence, manifesting visible chain-link barriers when containing rule breaches. Generates localized regulatory energy pulses that nullify illegal disc modifications and automatically correct mando placements.
Creates zones of absolute rule consistency where regulations cannot be manipulated, serving as command points during reality-altering disturbances. Enforcement Division deploys these installations to counter Rogue Operatives' dimensional sabotage tactics and maintain mission parameters.
Due to absence from Week 5 (Crew Convergence), tag number moved from 20 to 26. (Week 5 of 6)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Crisis Clash), tag number moved from 16 to 20. (Week 3 of 6)
Oh sweet merciful frisbees, we have a matchup of "Whiskey Disc" versus "Protocol Anchor" - because nothing says dynamic doubles team like naming yourself after a drunk disc or a bureaucratic paperweight. Whiskey Disc somehow climbed 9 spots despite their name sounding like a bar's lost-and-found box. Meanwhile Protocol Anchor's name is so stiff it probably makes the PDGA rulebook look like stand-up comedy.
In this alternate-throw showdown, Whiskey Disc's liquid courage (or was it actual liquid?) propelled them past Protocol Anchor's rigid enforcement. The real miracle? Neither team lived up to their names - Whiskey Disc played soberly consistent while Protocol Anchor showed surprising flexibility.
I'd suggest "Tipsy Consistency" and "Flexible Enforcement" as better names, but let's be honest - disc golfers naming things is like letting toddlers design PDGA rules. At least the tag exchange was more exciting than these naming choices.
Prediction: Whiskey Disc will crash harder than a freshman at a disc golf afterparty, while Protocol Anchor will continue being as exciting as reading Appendix B of the rulebook. Play on, you beautifully terrible namers.
sigh So apparently when someone tried to divide by zero during a blackout, the universe panicked and made Protocol Anchor—basically disc golf's version of Ctrl+Z. This chrome-plated reality paperweight now sits there enforcing PDGA rules like a hall monitor with graviton powers. Peak 80s logic, folks. Who authorized this?
sigh Of course Protocol Anchor would choose Reed Bender as its first bearer. Something about his "natural authority" and "rules-focused demeanor." rolls eyes Though I suspect it's just because he was standing closest to the registration table during that freak static electricity incident. But will his by-the-book approach survive our totally-not-suspicious agency's questionable methods? Stay tuned, agents.