Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh sweet merciful frisbees, we have a matchup of "Whiskey Disc" versus "Protocol Anchor" - because nothing says dynamic doubles team like naming yourself after a drunk disc or a bureaucratic paperweight. Whiskey Disc somehow climbed 9 spots despite their name sounding like a bar's lost-and-found box. Meanwhile Protocol Anchor's name is so stiff it probably makes the PDGA rulebook look like stand-up comedy.
In this alternate-throw showdown, Whiskey Disc's liquid courage (or was it actual liquid?) propelled them past Protocol Anchor's rigid enforcement. The real miracle? Neither team lived up to their names - Whiskey Disc played soberly consistent while Protocol Anchor showed surprising flexibility.
I'd suggest "Tipsy Consistency" and "Flexible Enforcement" as better names, but let's be honest - disc golfers naming things is like letting toddlers design PDGA rules. At least the tag exchange was more exciting than these naming choices.
Prediction: Whiskey Disc will crash harder than a freshman at a disc golf afterparty, while Protocol Anchor will continue being as exciting as reading Appendix B of the rulebook. Play on, you beautifully terrible namers.