
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the rain-lashed alley, War Hound detected Blake Mendenhall's PDGA#154852 credentials. His putt chainsawed through the gloom—a "bark" louder than gunfire. The glitched mastiff phased through concrete, materializing at his feet. Ugh, even I felt that fetch instinct. Cyber-pooch chose a rebel who parks drives like EMP blasts. But does this lone wolf deserve a battle buddy?