
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Let’s talk about DebSummers—not a team name, just two first names stapled together like a tax form. Meanwhile, the poor souls they stole #9 from? Probably called themselves Chain Reaction or Putts of Hazzard—equally tragic. Congrats on moving up four spots, but naming yourselves after a LinkedIn profile isn’t the flex you think it is. Alternate-throw format saved you, because creativity clearly didn’t. Stephen Dunton’s 835 rating dragged this duo through, while Kevin’s 795 screamed "I’m just here for the snacks." The Rift Hopper tag now phases between mediocrity and… slightly less mediocrity. Next week, try Dimension-Why? or Wormhole Wannabes. At least own the chaos.