Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
Joseph Cottongim
Blitz Catalyst
Quantum-Veined Disc Golf Terminator
Glitching Between Realities Mid-Putt
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
Forged in the crucible of a failed black ops mission, this sentient battle AI emerged when experimental military phase reactors violently merged with anarchist hacker chrono-algorithms during a containment breach at Outpost Sigma-7.
Titanium-alloy chassis with glowing quantum veins, rotating gyro-core emitting low-frequency time dissonance, retractable neural interface spikes capable of forced system integration.
Compels rival factions to share encrypted tech during its reality-warping speed surges that threaten simultaneous collapse of military networks and hacker grids.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born when a rogue Steel Eagle phase reactor accidentally yeeted into Digital Shadow's mainframe during Taco Tuesday drills, Blitz Catalyst #79 now pulses with the chaotic energy of military-grade caffeine and hacker rage. Its titanium shell whispers sweet nothings like "01001110 01101111 00100000 01100010 01110010 01101001 01100011 01110011" while low-key judging your form. (That's binary for "Skill issue, cadet.") Seriously, why does this glitchussy disc tag have better lore than Andor? Will its gyro-core trigger a time paradox when someone finally parks hole 12, or just give us all migraines?
In the neon-drenched aftermath of Blitz Catalyst’s birth, Joseph Cottongim stood clutching a breakfast taco like some PDGA-sanctioned gladiator. The rogue reactor’s discharge? Apparently really into dudes who card 860-rated rounds while maintaining dad joke discipline. As holographic shrapnel screamed “CHAIN REACTION OR DIE,” our hero’s mini marker conducted the techno-curse into his bag – because destiny’s just cosmic credit card fraud. But can this ‘Chosen Juan’ withstand the tag’s encrypted sass when he inevitably shanks into the shadow realm on hole 7? 🌮⚡