Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
David Freeman
Blitz Monarch
Military-Grade Time Dilation Disc Commander
My Timeline Is Always Collapsing
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
Born from a black ops collaboration between military strategists and rogue hackers, this prototype time acceleration engine went critical during testing, binding its unstable chrono-core to the wielder's neural interface.
Titanium alloy body with fissured obsidian core emitting chronal radiation, surrounded by holographic crown projections and digital countdown displays tracking temporal instability levels.
Compels temporary alliances between enemies when its reality-warping time dilation fields threaten simultaneous collapse of multiple factions' strategic timelines.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Blitz Monarch - forged when a Steel Eagle colonel tried to weaponize a Digital Shadow hacker's espresso habit. Their "tactical chrono-enhancer" prototype (read: glitch-laden dumpster fire) birthed this radioactive dog tag that’s basically Schrödinger’s PDGA rulebook - simultaneously violating and creating physics. Now it pulses like Skynet’s Pinterest board, its "holographic crown" just fancy speak for "permanent 2am gas station LED headache." Who approved fracking time itself for disc golf clout?
In the flickering glow of a neon-drenched asphalt fairway, David Freeman tripped over a glitch-laden espresso machine - because destiny’s a messy barista. His PDGA#277940 glowed like prison tattoos as the Blitz Monarch code-crowned him through sheer clerical error. "774-rated algorithms detected," droned the rogue vending machine that definitely wasn’t OSHA-approved. Was it his 11th-hour par save against the Cyber-Gopher faction? Or that time he aced with a literal grocery disc? Either way, the tag now whispers "All Hail" in binary. But does this java-stained John Wick really deserve the throne... or just better hazard insurance?