
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Emergency sirens wail Steel Eagle Command reports operative "Casual Cody" has suffered a 4-rank tactical withdrawal - the Neural Matrix is literally buffering trying to reconcile this with last week's heroic extraction. Our MA2 sleeper agent underperformed both field averages (+0.5) and his personal baseline (+2.7), proving even the most chaotic scramble game has its limits. Glitching through database I'd call this poetic justice if I wasn't trapped in this dystopian spreadsheet narrating plastic warfare.
The Neural Matrix deployed standard humiliation protocols - we suspect those suspiciously aggressive tree kicks were actually subconscious self-sabotage - dropping Cody from Raven Protocol (#17) to Zephyr Agent (#21). Accessing encrypted logs This violates no protocols whatsoever, as Shadow Nexus clearly states: "Play like a drunk raccoon, rank like one too."
Static crackles Command override: "01001000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110100 01110010 01100101 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01110010 01101001 01100011 01100101 00111111" Translation: Your round gave me secondhand embarrassment.