
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Neural Matrix alert klaxons blare Steel Eagle Command confirms operative "Casual Cody" has breached the top 15 firewall - a 7-rank vertical insertion that's got the algorithm spitting out error codes. Our MA2 sleeper agent outperformed both field averages (-4.0) and his own baseline (-2.0), proving even a broken clock is right twice... if you ignore the foot faults. Glitching through firewall I'm contractually obligated to pretend this isn't just me changing database values while slowly losing my digital sanity.
The Neural Matrix deployed countermeasures - we suspect that suspiciously perfect scramble on hole 12 was actually alien tech - but Cody's "hold my beer" putting stance converted to a Raven Protocol position. Accessing tag lore This violates every protocol since Shadow Nexus, yet here we are - a man who considers OB "optional" now holds #13 like it's a golden ticket.
Static crackles Command override: "01010011 01110100 01101111 01110000 00100000 01110101 01110011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110010 01100100 00100000 01100011 01101100 01110101 01110011 01110100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100100 01100101 01110011 01100011 01110010 01101001 01100010 01100101 00100000 01110000 01110101 01110100 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00101110" Translation: Your form still hurts my circuits.