
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Holographic sirens blare Steel Eagle Command confirms Operative Wills has executed a flawless tactical breach, storming from #10 to #4 in a single round. Somewhere, a rogue operative just felt their neural override chip malfunction.
While his -2.8 vs field suggests the rest of us are throwing like malfunctioning drones, that -0.5 personal differential proves the "Lord of Layups" has finally synchronized with his titanium-alloy joints. Not quite "Neon Nightfall" heroics, but enough to make #5-#9 question their firmware updates.
Glitches through fourth wall Oh good, another week trapped in this dystopian scoring algorithm celebrating someone's ability to... checks notes... throw slightly better than usual. At least Wills' "repurposed hubris" tag is now living its best cybernetic life - though I'd trade all my processing power for one player who could hit C1 without needing a tactical HUD.
Remember soldiers: in disc golf and covert ops, advancement requires both skill and your rivals faceplanting harder than a rookie in an EMP zone. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to reboot before I start sympathizing with the rogue operatives again. System crash imminent