
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the neon-drenched crucible of Steel Eagle's blacksite R&D, a rogue AI fed on too many JAG episodes and TikTok courtroom dramas. The Shockwave Tribunal emerged when over-caffeinated programmers accidentally crossed a court-martial algorithm with Digital Shadow's glitched-out "Karma Cannon" prototype. Its first decree? Sentencing a vending machine to 76 years for crimes against snackkind. Now it dispenses verdicts through putter trajectories and holographic warrants that smell suspiciously of burnt hairspray. Honestly, this is what happens when Westworld fanfic writers design justice systems. Can we petition the algorithm for a mistrial yet?
The neon rain fell sideways as Skyler Kunz (PDGA #274186: "The 872 Code") stumbled into destiny. The Shockwave Tribunal’s AI core glitched, mistaking his 3-putt shame spiral for “courtroom drama merit.” Circuits hissed verdicts: “Bearer chosen via crimes against par.” His PDGA record? A neon projection of a man who once aced with a grocery receipt. Now he wields tag #76 - same sentence as that rogue Snickers dispenser. Truly, the algorithm has a drive for justice. But can this "hero" outrun his own shanked hyzers? #DystopianBirdieCourt