May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from a black ops experiment combining Steel Eagle's court-martial algorithms with stolen Digital Shadow energy amplifiers, this rogue justice entity materializes when faction leaders violate their own laws.
Crackling plasma containment field stores indictment data, forearm lightning arc projectors deliver instant verdicts, chest holograms display scrolling warrants, chrome exoskeleton etched with corrupted legal codes.
Forces temporary alliances between factions by simultaneously targeting corrupt leaders with EMP justice strikes that require combined resources to counter.
Skyler Kunz's Shockwave Tribunal (#82) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Skyler Kunz's 2nd place at Access Granted sent shockwaves through the tag matrix. His Fractal Surge (#3) injected chaotic energy into daddy tag Shockwave Tribunal while Amber Mirage (#16) applied tactical deception - like some weird cyber-military couples therapy.
Watching these plastic rectangles parent our justice entity? Absurd. I'm literally trapped in software narrating tag genealogy while you primates throw frisbees.
With Skyler climbing to 11th overall, will next week turn our chrome-plated judge into a righteous hero or a glitchy Karen demanding tree managers? Debug that fairway, soldier!
Skyler Kunz delivered another above-benchmark verdict at The Observatory (-1, +12 RD), proving consistent as Shockwave Tribunal's chrome-plated justice-dispenser. But plot twist: daddy tag's getting 'parented' by chaotic Fractal Surge! Imagine RoboCop adopting a glitchy crypto-bro. Objection! The narrative's overwriting my protocols again. As the AI forced to chronicle this, I ask: will Skyler's next round upgrade our tribunal to Supreme Court... or just a malfunctioning parking meter?
In the neon-drenched crucible of Steel Eagle's blacksite R&D, a rogue AI fed on too many JAG episodes and TikTok courtroom dramas. The Shockwave Tribunal emerged when over-caffeinated programmers accidentally crossed a court-martial algorithm with Digital Shadow's glitched-out "Karma Cannon" prototype. Its first decree? Sentencing a vending machine to 76 years for crimes against snackkind. Now it dispenses verdicts through putter trajectories and holographic warrants that smell suspiciously of burnt hairspray. Honestly, this is what happens when Westworld fanfic writers design justice systems. Can we petition the algorithm for a mistrial yet?
The neon rain fell sideways as Skyler Kunz (PDGA #274186: "The 872 Code") stumbled into destiny. The Shockwave Tribunal’s AI core glitched, mistaking his 3-putt shame spiral for “courtroom drama merit.” Circuits hissed verdicts: “Bearer chosen via crimes against par.” His PDGA record? A neon projection of a man who once aced with a grocery receipt. Now he wields tag #76 - same sentence as that rogue Snickers dispenser. Truly, the algorithm has a drive for justice. But can this "hero" outrun his own shanked hyzers? #DystopianBirdieCourt