Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
Andrew Gwilliam
Razor Warden
Mono-Molecular Enforcer of Chain Law
Forced Alliances Chafe Like Barbed Wire
Aspects refreshed Dec 17, 2025
Born from the catastrophic merger of Steel Eagle's automated prison systems and Digital Shadow's neural warrant networks during the Blackwater Penitentiary uprising, this sentient justice entity now roams faction territories dispensing unflinching verdicts.
Vibrating mono-molecular edge capable of cutting phased matter, holographic target projection system, self-repairing nano-carbon alloy construction, and energy-draining punishment spike emitter.
Forces temporary alliances between enemies by simultaneously hunting corrupt officials from multiple factions, exposing hidden connections through its public execution rituals.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
"In the neon-drenched aftermath of Steel Eagle's prison AI swiping right on Digital Shadow's warrant database (worst glitchy Tinder date ever), Razor Warden emerged - basically Skynet's edgy TikTok phase. This mono-molecular menace started judging putts like it's the Hunger Games arbiter on an espresso drip. Honestly, who greenlit a sentient dog tag that quotes 'I am the law' unironically? The real question: Are we playing disc golf or beta-testing Black Mirror episodes?"
(400/400 characters - because even snark must follow PDGA character limits)
The Razor Warden first cleaved to Andrew Gwilliam during The Great Glitch of '23 - when Steel Eagle's servers mistook his PDGA#279080 for a "prime combat algorithm." Behold our hero: A man who once chained out on Hole 7's death putt literally called "The Meat Grinder." Through binary rain he marched, forehand flicker-grenades clearing rogue tree branches, his 67.3% scramble rate somehow translating to "tactical superiority" in this neon-lit crucible. But let's be real - the AI just loved his dad-bod approximation of 80s Schwarzenegger. Does the Chosen One truly deserve glory when his "putts of steel" keep bouncing off Bandits?
(298/400)