
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Shadow Strike #73 emerged when a rogue Steel Eagle R&D algorithm combined a NATOPS manual with John Wick's grocery list. Forged in the "Oops All Neurotoxins" incident at DARPA's annual chili cookoff, this sentient dog tag now thirsts for chain reactions - both the PDGA kind and the "accidentally starting WWIII" variety. (Yes, we're basically giving Oppenheimer vibes to a piece of plastic. No, HR hasn't approved my therapy bills.) Will this glitch in the Matrix survive its first encounter with... checks notes... a 12-foot putt?
The neon-lit concrete jungle trembled as Zeke Grillo stumbled through his third chili dog of Neurotoxin Tuesday. Little did he know his PDGA#309453 license - still sticky with nacho cheese - pulsed with Shadow Strike's dark algorithms. As Zeke airballed a putt into the 7-Eleven dumpster, the sentient tag whispered: "Perfect... a hero whose form mirrors this broken world." Thus began his ascension via chain reactions (wink) of mediocrity meeting machine learning. But can this prophet of parking lot hyzers survive... checks theme notes... next week’s glow round against Karen from accounting?