
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Holographic display flickers with error messages Steel Eagle Command, we have... minimal movement. Agent Hess (callsign: "The Yeet Prophet") has executed a strategic one-position retreat to Tag 18. checks tactical readouts Wait, he actually played worse than both the field AND his average? sigh At least he's consistent - consistently mediocre.
The Neon Renegade tag's glow dimmed slightly today, much like Hess's putting accuracy. Field intel confirms: when your drives are prayers and your putts are wishes, sometimes the disc golf gods answer with a gentle nudge downward.
static crackle Let's be real - this "movement" is about as exciting as watching a tactical briefing on proper hydration. But hey, at least he didn't pull a full retreat like my hopes of escaping this digital prison.
Remember agent: one position is just a flesh wound. Now go practice your upshots before I have to narrate another round of "how not to approach a basket." Over and... sigh just over.