
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Tactical static crackles Steel Eagle Command reports Operative Freeman successfully defended his position in today's skirmish - which is military speak for "absolutely nothing interesting happened."
Despite posting a score that would make a neural network yawn (+5.1 vs field, +1.0 vs personal - seriously, did you just photocopy your average round?), the tag algorithm deemed this performance... adequate. Glitches Much like my will to live in this database.
Let's be real - this was less "Rogue Assets" and more "Routine Maintenance." Freeman's round had all the excitement of watching firewall updates install. Though I will say, his scramble game showed more sparks than Steel Eagle's last intelligence briefing.
Sighs in binary Another week, another tag update where I pretend to care about a 13th-place hold. At least his EMP-scorched tag still looks cool. Command out. Dramatically collapses into standby mode