Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
Garrett Purvis
Rampart Vanguard
Neural-Spiked Truce Enforcement Construct
Overloaded with 80s Action Hero Personalities
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
Forged during a black ops tech-sharing initiative where Steel Eagle's combat engineers merged their tactical blueprints with Digital Shadow's neural networks, creating an autonomous defense system that went rogue during its first live-fire test.
Glowing energy chevron barriers, rotating faction holograms, retractable vibro-blade edges with chain motifs, and neural ports compatible with all league systems. Contains an adaptive AI core programmed with 80s action hero personality matrices.
Mobile command hub that enforces temporary truces by requiring combined faction authentication to activate its full defensive capabilities during cross-league crisis events.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born from a black ops collab messier than *NSYNC’s reunion tour, Rampart Vanguard emerged when Steel Eagle’s “tactical TikTok dance” drills accidentally hacked Digital Shadow’s mainframe. Imagine Skynet’s Tinder profile glitching mid-swipe—now add retractable vibro-blades and the charisma of Schwarzenegger’s 1987 gym sock. This sentient dog tag’s first words? “I’ll be back… to judge your putting form.” (Yes, we’re trapped in a programmer’s 3am Mountain Dew fever dream. Send help.)
Who knew chain reactions required this much paperwork?
The neon-drenched bureaucracy demanded sacrifice: Garrett Purvis’s PDGA#234288 submission form almost survived the Rampart Vanguard’s sentient CAPTCHA—until his “hyzer-flip tax return” triggered a laser-grid audit. The algorithm deemed him worthy via technicality: only someone who’d survived both 18-hole deathmatches and Disc Golf Valley’s leaderboards could navigate this dystopian dis-course. (Yes, his “ace” was actually a tree kick. Destiny’s got low standards.)
But can our hero survive… next month’s processing fees?