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Noah Stasyszen
Stormborn Phoenix
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Winterfell @ Creekside

Nov 02 - Dec 21, 2024
Averaged a 887 rating
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#34 Stormborn Phoenix
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Noah Stasyszen

PDGA Rating 881
Division MA3
Events Played 4
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Stormborn Phoenix

Origin Story

Born during the most violent winter storm in a thousand years, this majestic creature emerged from the collision of lightning and ancient northern magic at the heart of the Godswood. The impact awakened dormant powers within the sacred weirwood trees, fusing the eternal cycle of rebirth with the raw fury of northern storms. Its first cry shook the ice from the ancient branches, marking the moment when the old powers of the North found a new guardian.

Role

Regal and tempestuous, the Stormborn Phoenix embodies both the harsh justice of winter and the promise of renewal that follows each frost. Its presence brings both comfort and awe to those who glimpse its storm-cloud wings and frost-crystal plumage. Though fiercely protective of northern traditions, it shows particular gentleness toward those who demonstrate true honor and resilience. This guardian's most distinctive trait is its ability to draw strength from the very storms that threaten the North, transforming destructive forces into protective power.

Tag Details

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Tag History

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Noah Stasyszen
Week 8 Score: 53 Place: 5
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Noah Stasyszen
Week 4 Score: 54 Place: T1
Marvin Atene
Marvin Atene
Week 3 Score: 54 Place: 7
Skyler Kunz
Skyler Kunz
Week 2 Score: 50 Place: 1
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Stephen Dunton
Stephen Dunton
Week 1 Score: 59 Place: 7