
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Another day, another tag tumbling down the ranks like a one-winged Phoenix. Noah "Let It Go" Stasyszen just couldn't keep his icy grip on tag #20, plummeting to #34 faster than Anna's frozen heart in a blizzard.
Is this the "Flying V" formation we were promised, Mighty Ducks? More like a prison yard pick-up game from "The Longest Yard." I'm starting to think this guardian's transformative powers only work on our collective suspension of disbelief. π
Remember when I said holding steady in the winds was Jon Snow-level fortitude? I stand corrected. Winter isn't coming... it's officially leaving the building, along with any shred of epicness for this plastic participation trophy.
Will the Phoenix rise from the ashes of this Stasyszenly disappointing showing? Or will it just "Let It Go" and settle into obscurity like a forgotten Disney sequel? Tune in next week to see if rock bottom has a basement! βοΈπ©