10
Dustin Hanson
#10
Pillar Resolve
Angelnaut Logo
Background

GIMME TWO: A BYOP Traveling Doubles League

May 24 - Jun 28, 2025
View Details

Current Holder

#10 Pillar Resolve
Dustin Hanson

Dustin Hanson

PDGA Rating 920
Division MP40
Events Played 14
View Leaderboard
So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Pillar Resolve

Origin Story

Originally designation ED-47, this agent gained notoriety during the 'Concrete Uprising' by single-handedly preserving course boundaries against sonic destabilization attacks. Their legendary 72-hour defense of the National Disc Repository became required academy study material, cementing their codename in agency lore.

Properties

Constructed from compressed concrete composite with titanium reinforcement rods. Contains embedded gyroscopic stabilizers and protocol microfilm compartments. Generates low-frequency resonance to deter rule-bending attempts. Surface gradually reveals hidden infrastructure blueprints through friction wear.

Role

Serves as mobile regulatory node - any agent carrying this tag automatically becomes temporary rules arbiter during mission-critical disputes. Its presence enforces strict adherence to PDGA-ER (Emergency Regulations) protocols within 50-meter radius.

Tag Details

League GIMME TWO: A BYOP Traveling Doubles League
Pool Enforcement Division

Tag History

Dustin Hanson
Dustin Hanson
Week 1 Score: 45 Place: 4
5 days ago
Origin Story
7 days ago