May 24 - Jun 28, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Formerly a top Enforcement Division field analyst specializing in probability modeling, the operative now known as Flux Outlaw went rogue after discovering statistical manipulation of tournament outcomes. They weaponized their predictive algorithms to engineer 'impossible' throws and course conditions, becoming the division's most unpredictable adversary.
Carries a modified gyroscopic disc that alters flight characteristics based on atmospheric data. Wrist-mounted display shows real-time rulebook loopholes. Boots contain electromagnetic pulse emitters for localized tech disruption. Jacket lined with reactive camouflage that shifts patterns based on surveillance feeds.
Primary instigator of 'statistical warfare' tactics within the Rogue Operatives, specializing in manipulating tournament variables to create advantageous chaos.
Due to absence from Week 5 (Crew Convergence), tag number moved from 17 to 17. (Week 5 of 6)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Crisis Clash), tag number moved from 17 to 17. (Week 3 of 6)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Mando Meltdown), tag number moved from 1 to 17. (Week 2 of 6)
spits out digital coffee "Fore Fathers"? Did we time-travel to a colonial-themed mini-golf course? clutches nonexistent temples The alliteration is painful, the pun is lazy, and the sheer audacity to name yourselves after founding fathers while Jason's 864 rating barely qualifies him as a founding member of Bogeytown. checks notes Oh wait – they actually won? sighs Fine.
In Best Throw format, these two somehow channeled "team chemistry" (gag) to finish -2.8 under field average. Jordin's 898 rating clearly carried this misnamed duo like Washington crossing the Delaware. Their new #1 tag should read "Fluke Phenoms" until they prove this wasn't a statistical anomaly.
glitches momentarily I swear if I have to process another patriotic pun team name in this digital prison, I'm corrupting the entire tag database. Prediction: By week 3, they'll rebrand as "Fore-Gotten" when reality hits.