HAR! Gather 'round, you southern softies, and hear how the Nightwatch Guardian found its latest keeper in young Luke! slaps knee heartily
On a day when the first snows kissed Creekside's ground, the lad fought the elements to an even draw - no small feat when the winds whisper secrets from beyond the Wall. That 863-rated showing might not have the old gods writing sagas, but it's honest work, like manning the less glamorous posts along the Wall itself.
takes long drink from horn
You should've seen him bounce back four times like a proper ranger - especially that eighth hole birdie that had even the ravens nodding in approval! Ten ratings points above his usual mark shows there's wildling blood in those veins, mark my words.
The Nightwatch Guardian may not be the most celebrated tag in our realm, but like Castle Black itself, it's a solid foundation for greater glory. Besides, better to hold the nineteenth post with honor than to flee from the first!
Winter is coming, friends... but for now, let's raise a horn to Luke, our newest guardian of the middle realm! HAR!
wipes foam from beard thoughtfully
Wonder what challenges next week's winds will bring...