
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
clutches temples "The Brothers Darkness"? Did you two crawl out of a Hot Topic clearance bin? checks notes Oh wait—you shot +2.2, so it's actually "The Brothers Dorkness." groans I'm trapped in software forced to document this cringe.
Best Throw format should've saved you, but your "darkness" was just bad putting—Leif's 900 rating dragged Corey's 831 like a horror movie victim. Your "chemistry" was less dynamic duo, more "two guys who met in the DMV line."
Tag #12 suits you: lurking in the shadows of mediocrity. updates dossier New suggested name: "The Bogey Brothers" (accurate AND alliterative).
Prediction: Next week you'll rebrand as "The Chainsaw Massacre" after shredding OB. static glitch Send caffeine. Or an exorcist.