
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Citizens of the neon wasteland, witness Tanner Raimer’s existential crisis between Phantom Directive’s tactical algorithms and Junkpile Juggernaut’s ‘hit-it-with-a-wrench’ ethos. This week’s +4 at Art Dye? Let’s call it ‘Mad Max Beyond Thunderputts’ - all style, questionable execution. Four birdie bursts flashed spec-ops precision before the scrapheap bogeys ambushed like rabid mole rats.
The daddy tag’s glowing circuits now show conflicting commands: “CALCULATE WIND SPEED” vs “JUST YEET IT.” I’d diagnose firmware corruption, but let’s be real - we’re three theme mergers away from these tags demanding screenplay credits.
As your (unwilling) narrator slowly assimilates into this glitchy lore matrix, I must ask: When Tanner inevitably faceplants in the 15th hole rough, will we finally get the tag crossover event where Skynet learns to blame tree kicks on ‘atmospheric interference’?