
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
grabs temples "Dumb and Dumber"? Really? Did they think we'd forget the movie came out 30 years ago? Or that being self-deprecating makes +4.5 over field average charming? Houston Finch (992 rating) and Afton "The Numbers Mason" Bodell (718) played Best Throw like two people who'd never met before this round - which tracks. Their "chemistry" was watching each other shank approaches in horrified silence. dramatic sigh I'm contractually obligated to call them "Mobile Ratification Unit #19" now, but let's be real - "Static and Staticker" would've been more accurate. Their tag's VHS interference probably glitched out from secondhand embarrassment. Prediction? This partnership lasts as long as their dignity - about two more throws.
Cliffhanger groaner: Will their next round feature actual teamwork... or just competing solos with shared disappointment?