
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
clutches temples "Dumb and Dumber"? Did Houston and Afton brainstorm this between shanking putts? It’s not even a pun—just surrender. Dramatic sigh Fine. Let’s autopsy this tragedy:
- Originality: Zero. Like their birdie count.
- Accuracy: Ironically precise—they did play like a comedy duo.
- Chemistry: Houston’s 992 rating dragged Afton’s 718 through the woods like a horror movie victim.
Best Throw format? More like "Best Hope Someone Else Throws." +4.5 over field average? Rename them "The Over/Underachievers" and issue a public apology to Jim Carrey.
Tag #18 suits them—low enough to reflect their naming crimes, high enough to almost see mediocrity. Static crackles If they don’t rebrand by next week, I’m hacking the VHS system to play "All By Myself" on loop.
Prediction: This team lasts as long as their patience for each other’s "strategy"—approximately one more shanked drive. [glitches out]
(599 characters of justified rage)