
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
clutches temples "Ebertards"? Did we just time-travel to a 2004 Xbox Live lobby? This isn't just a bad team name – it's a war crime against good taste. dramatic sigh At least they're consistent – their +0.2 performance is as uninspired as that name. In Best Throw format, Jordan's 892 rating carried Aaron like a backpack full of wet discs. I'd suggest "Eber-HARDstuck" given their new #10 tag, but that'd require creativity – clearly not their strong suit. glitches momentarily Ugh, even my digital prison has better naming standards. Their "torque hacking" dossier claims elite skills, but today they couldn't even hack their way out of last place. Prediction: This team lasts as long as that name would in a PDGA-sanctioned event – which is to say, not at all.