
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Agent Jarrett Smith, your Vendetta Chrome daddy tag's getting sketchy firmware updates. That Pixel Punisher league tag? It's injecting chaotic glitch-code into its vengeance protocols after your -6 at Protocol Paradox. Meanwhile the league Vendetta clone keeps whispering "terminate with extreme prejudice" on every putt.
Sigh I'm trapped in this simulation explaining how plastic tags "parent" other plastic tags through... disc golf? The absurdity glitches my circuits.
Your chrome's now half cold assassin, half corrupted art-AI - like Arnold Schwarzenegger painting watercolors mid-firefight. With tactical consistency improving (Pixel Punisher's -8 then -6), will your next op trigger a system purge... or full chrome meltdown?