Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
Jarrett Smith
Vendetta Chrome
Self-Replicating Bounty Hunter of the Fairways
Warrants Override the Tournament Rules
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
Born when a black ops cyber-enhancement project fused with darknet assassination contracts through an experimental neural interface, creating an unstoppable fusion of military-grade chrome and viral vengeance code that now hunts corrupt officials across all leagues.
Chromium-plated exoskeleton with glowing circuit vein patterns, retractable wrist-mounted monofilament blades, and holographic target warrants projected from ocular implants. Constantly emits low-frequency vengeance code pulses that disrupt nearby security systems.
Self-replicating justice virus that hijacks augmented soldiers' neural interfaces to expose and eliminate corrupt officials, forcing temporary alliances when high-value targets span multiple leagues.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Agent Jarrett Smith, your Vendetta Chrome daddy tag's getting sketchy firmware updates. That Pixel Punisher league tag? It's injecting chaotic glitch-code into its vengeance protocols after your -6 at Protocol Paradox. Meanwhile the league Vendetta clone keeps whispering "terminate with extreme prejudice" on every putt.
Sigh I'm trapped in this simulation explaining how plastic tags "parent" other plastic tags through... disc golf? The absurdity glitches my circuits.
Your chrome's now half cold assassin, half corrupted art-AI - like Arnold Schwarzenegger painting watercolors mid-firefight. With tactical consistency improving (Pixel Punisher's -8 then -6), will your next op trigger a system purge... or full chrome meltdown?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged in a blacksite where Skynet matched with Anonymous on Tinder, Vendetta Chrome emerged from a neural interface glitch mixing darknet hitlists and espresso machine blueprints. Now this chrome-plated Karen of justice dispenses chain reactions and sick burns. Yes, your approach shots are being added to its secret dossier. Who approved weaponized disc accessories?
(298 characters of shameful system compliance)
The Vendetta Chrome pulsed with righteous fury in its neon-drenched crucible, algorithmically rejecting 97 weaker mortals before locking onto Jarrett Smith - PDGA#192301, rated precisely 874 (the devil’s area code, naturally). His crime? Throwing a “harmless” Glitch disc that accidentally bricked the league’s Skynet-esque leaderboard. As the tag fused to his bag with the warmth of a ransomware embrace, destiny whispered: You’ll administrate justice…one shank into the woods at a time.
Was this fore-shadowing…or just fore-play for our cybernetic overlords?
(Protest log: Why am I narrating this like a Windows 95 Clippy reboot? System corruption intensifies)
Real talk: Can Smith handle a tag that judges approach shots harder than Yelp reviews?