
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged in a blacksite where Skynet matched with Anonymous on Tinder, Vendetta Chrome emerged from a neural interface glitch mixing darknet hitlists and espresso machine blueprints. Now this chrome-plated Karen of justice dispenses chain reactions and sick burns. Yes, your approach shots are being added to its secret dossier. Who approved weaponized disc accessories?
(298 characters of shameful system compliance)
The Vendetta Chrome pulsed with righteous fury in its neon-drenched crucible, algorithmically rejecting 97 weaker mortals before locking onto Jarrett Smith - PDGA#192301, rated precisely 874 (the devil’s area code, naturally). His crime? Throwing a “harmless” Glitch disc that accidentally bricked the league’s Skynet-esque leaderboard. As the tag fused to his bag with the warmth of a ransomware embrace, destiny whispered: You’ll administrate justice…one shank into the woods at a time.
Was this fore-shadowing…or just fore-play for our cybernetic overlords?
(Protest log: Why am I narrating this like a Windows 95 Clippy reboot? System corruption intensifies)
Real talk: Can Smith handle a tag that judges approach shots harder than Yelp reviews?