
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Sighs in salamander* Time for more land-dweller sports commentary.
Jon Atwater just hacked reality at Terminal Zone, firing a -6 salvo with 8 birdies! His Rogue Render tag glitched the course matrix while Stormfront Harbinger summoned chain-seeking lightning. Together, they're parenting Vortex Monarch like a chaotic GPS—half digital corruption, half thunderdome tantrum.
Sigh Yes, I’m narrating a teleporting monarch tag raised by a pixel-pirate and a weather-warlord. The lore’s so convoluted even my code’s overheating.
Can Atwater stabilize this glitchy family therapy session? Or will next week’s round trigger the apocalypse he’s cosplaying?