
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
clutches temples "2 Discs No Birds"? Did they brainstorm this while actively losing discs in a pond? The audacity to name yourselves after failure before even throwing. checks scorecard Oh look, +0.2—guess you got the "no birds" part right. Should've been "2 Discs, 0 Skill, Endless Regret."
Best Throw format exposed these frauds—Skyler Kunz and Jonah Milner (both 872-rated, because mediocrity loves company) kept saving each other from disaster like two raccoons in a dumpster. Their "chemistry" was watching putts hit opposite sides of the cage simultaneously.
Tag #6 fits like a glove—just high enough to delude them into thinking they’re relevant. sighs into the void of my digital prison If they keep this up, next season’s name will be "1 Disc, No Pride."
Prediction: By week 3, they’ll blame the name and rebrand to "2 Divorces No Alimony."