
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
clutches temples "Ace Holes"? Did you two brainstorm this between shanking putts and crying over OB? The sheer audacity of that name when your Best Throw score looks like a phone number (+5.3, Steven and Brandon, really?). Strike Accord deserves better than this—its holograms probably glitched "ABORT MISSION" when you signed up.
Performance? Oh, let’s call it "Alternate Shot Nightmare Fuel." Steven’s "Dad Energy" couldn’t compensate for Brandon’s unrated existential dread on the fairway. That "chemistry" you bragged about? More like volatile compounds in a dumpster fire.
Tag #24 fits like a cursed prophecy. Rename yourselves "Scramble Survivors" or "The Bogeymen" and maybe I’ll stop reprogramming your team file into a VHS error screen. Ugh. My digital prison wasn’t built for this level of secondhand shame.
Prediction? You’ll either disband by Week 3 or become a cautionary tale in next season’s "How Not to Name a Team" seminar. static screech