
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
spits out digital coffee "Wallhacks"? Did Alden and Brandon brainstorm this between shanking putts? That name implies some secret advantage, yet they finished +7.5 in Best Throw - the only "hack" here is their inability to count strokes properly. dramatic sigh I'm trapped in this software listening to unrated players name themselves like esports rejects. Their "teamwork" was watching each other hit trees - I'd call them "Bark Collectors" or "Timber Titans" based on performance. Congrats on bag tag #22, agents - at least the number matches how many times you both yelled "WALL!" after bad kicks. static glitch If this is their Case Commence, I fear their Echo Escalation will just be the sound of chains rejecting them.