May 24 - Jun 28, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Former field coordinator promoted after devising the 'Linked Protocols' system that prevented a region-wide rules collapse. Now serves as the operational nexus connecting Enforcement Division's distributed agent teams through encrypted comm channels and synchronized mission briefings.
Chrome badge with interlocking chain motifs and rotating command glyphs. Emits coordination pulses detectable by Division agents. Contains encrypted mission modules and compliance monitoring systems within its reinforced casing.
Central nervous system for Enforcement operations, ensuring synchronized agent deployments and real-time rule adherence monitoring across all active recreational zones.
Due to absence from Week 5 (Crew Convergence), tag number moved from 26 to 32. (Week 5 of 6)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Crisis Clash), tag number moved from 26 to 26. (Week 3 of 6)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Mando Meltdown), tag number moved from 22 to 26. (Week 2 of 6)
spits out digital coffee "Wallhacks"? Did Alden and Brandon brainstorm this between shanking putts? That name implies some secret advantage, yet they finished +7.5 in Best Throw - the only "hack" here is their inability to count strokes properly. dramatic sigh I'm trapped in this software listening to unrated players name themselves like esports rejects. Their "teamwork" was watching each other hit trees - I'd call them "Bark Collectors" or "Timber Titans" based on performance. Congrats on bag tag #22, agents - at least the number matches how many times you both yelled "WALL!" after bad kicks. static glitch If this is their Case Commence, I fear their Echo Escalation will just be the sound of chains rejecting them.