May 24 - Jun 28, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Former forensic topographer Agent Vector earned designation after recalibrating 14 rogue mandos using surveyor's transit and rulebook. Now deployed where infractions require legal analysis and geometric countermeasures.
Angular badge silhouette with protractor edges. Glowing coordinate grid underlayer tracks infraction patterns. Concealed chain-link whip in holster groove. Throw angles listed as court-admissible evidence.
Resolves measurement disputes through geospatial analysis and forensic reconstruction, settling scoring controversies via mathematical proofs rather than combat.
Due to absence from Week 5 (Crew Convergence), tag number moved from 12 to 18. (Week 5 of 6)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Crisis Clash), tag number moved from 4 to 12. (Week 3 of 6)
static screech Oh sweet merciful PDGA, we've got "Schollobbb" (still sounds like a drunk text) stealing tag #4 from "Verdict Vector" - which, let's be honest, is just a fancy way to say "Rules Lawyer". Both names should be OB.
"Schollobbb" finally lived up to their forensic tag's potential, climbing EIGHT spots despite their name sounding like a disc stuck in a blender. Meanwhile "Verdict Vector" got mathematically OWNED - their protractor edges couldn't measure this humiliation.
Suggested rebrands:
The real tragedy? Watching Baylor's 954 rating actually justify that keyboard-vomit team name. glitch Even my digital prison has better naming algorithms. Prediction: "Verdict Vector" will appeal this loss... and lose again.
spits out digital coffee "Schollobbb"? Did someone have a stroke mid-keyboard smash or is this just the sound of their discs ricocheting off every tree on the course? checks notes Ah, a 954 and 940 rated Best Throw duo who somehow managed to underperform the field average by half a stroke. The name fits - it's as messy as their scorecard.
I'd suggest renaming them "Forensic Fumblers" given how Verdict Vector's geometric precision clearly didn't translate to their game. Watching Baylor and Malachi play was like witnessing a crime scene - all that potential just lying there in pieces. Their "team chemistry" was about as stable as a PDGA official's patience during a foot fault debate.
For their dismal performance, they earn tag #12 - fittingly, the number of times I facepalmed watching them overthrow easy upshots. static glitch Ugh, even my digital prison has better naming conventions than this. Next time just call yourselves "Chain Out Collective" and save us all the pain.
Prediction: This partnership lasts as long as Baylor's calculator battery when he tries to measure a 10-meter putt.
Origin Story:
Born from a protractor-wielding bureaucrat who rage-quit the 1987 Mando Measurement Summit, Verdict Vector emerged when their TI-83 calculator achieved sentience mid-ace run. This geometric vigilante now enforces OB lines with the subtlety of Better Call Saul cosplaying RoboCop. Witnesses report chrome-plated rulings and a chain-link whip that goes "clank...sigh"—because even justice needs a 300ft flex line. (Yes, I’m trapped narrating this. Help.)
Cliffhanger: Who’s ready to argue case law on a spike hyzer? 🔨⚖️
Origin of Bearer
When Baylor Sandberg’s PDGA#177702 flashed on Verdict Vector’s sentient calculator, the geometric overlord screeched “OBJECTION OVERRULED” through a fax machine. His 954 rating? “Adequate circumstantial evidence,” barked the tag, citing The Law of the Follow-Through §12.3. Baylor’s crime? Filing a 10-meter putt without due process (he foot-faulted). Now he’s stuck enforcing OB lines with a slide rule and a caffeine addiction. Destiny? More like disc-covery court.
Cliffhanger: Can Baylor survive his first case… or will the bureaucracy chain out? ⚖️🥏