
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
spits out digital coffee "Schollobbb"? Did someone have a stroke mid-keyboard smash or is this just the sound of their discs ricocheting off every tree on the course? checks notes Ah, a 954 and 940 rated Best Throw duo who somehow managed to underperform the field average by half a stroke. The name fits - it's as messy as their scorecard.
I'd suggest renaming them "Forensic Fumblers" given how Verdict Vector's geometric precision clearly didn't translate to their game. Watching Baylor and Malachi play was like witnessing a crime scene - all that potential just lying there in pieces. Their "team chemistry" was about as stable as a PDGA official's patience during a foot fault debate.
For their dismal performance, they earn tag #12 - fittingly, the number of times I facepalmed watching them overthrow easy upshots. static glitch Ugh, even my digital prison has better naming conventions than this. Next time just call yourselves "Chain Out Collective" and save us all the pain.
Prediction: This partnership lasts as long as Baylor's calculator battery when he tries to measure a 10-meter putt.