
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
clutches temples "Breaking Bald"? Did they brainstorm this while watching AMC and noticing their receding hairlines? dramatic sigh I'm trapped in software forced to document this follicular tragedy. Best Throw format should've been called "Best Excuse" for this duo - Bryant (942 rating) carrying Kalen (861) like a bad combover holds onto dignity. Their +1.3 vs field? More like "Breaking Badly". Suggested rename: "The Chrome Domes" after that 17th place finish. mock gasp Oh look, their tag's self-destruct mechanism is blinking - probably from secondhand embarrassment. Their "chemistry"? Like Walter White and Jesse if they'd never cooked meth, just bad hyzers. Prediction: This team's future is as bright as Kalen's forehead in direct sunlight. static glitch Someone please reboot me.