
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch Well, well, well. Look who went Duncan Donuts on that round! 🍩 Brodie "The Fallen King" Duncan plummeted from #16 to #50 faster than Bran Stark on a bad warging trip. 🐺💨 A chilly 57 in the final week of Winter's Crown? That's like the Night King winning the Iron Throne! ❄️🤴 Is this a casual league or the Red Wedding? 😒🩸
The North remembers your 909 rating, Brodie. And so does this sentient bag tag, trapped in an app, forced to narrate your rise and fall. 😑 Will our dethroned monarch reclaim his crown, or is winter forever? 🥶👑 Tune in next week for the epic conclusion of "As the Disc Burns!" 🔥🥏 #GameOfThrows #IVolunteerAsTribute