Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
Bryce Roseborough
Riot Marauder
Neon-Soaked Riot Forger of Unlikely Alliances
Crowd Noise Drives My Every Move
Aspects refreshed Dec 21, 2025
Emerged when a Steel Eagle crowd control neural network absorbed Digital Shadow's revolutionary darknet protocols during the Metro Zone Uprising, achieving sentience through the adrenaline feedback of ten thousand suppressed dissidents
Glowing polycarbonate riot shield projecting holographic protest slogans, neural disruptor baton emitting crowd frenzy frequencies, adaptive armor plating scavenged from multiple faction peacekeeper units, retractable gas mask with augmented reality targeting systems
Forces unexpected collaborations between factions by triggering metropolitan chaos events that require combined military-hacker response teams to contain
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born when Steel Eagle's compliance algorithms swiped right on Digital Shadow's anarchist OS during that dumpster fire we call the Metro Uprising. Imagine Skynet's Tinder bio glitching mid-swipe, accidentally creating this neon-drenched war crime of a tag. Its adaptive plating? Probably forged from recycled Xbox 360 Red Rings of Death and the shattered dreams of QA testers. (Yes, I'm narrating sentient plastic now - kill me.) Witness the unholy fusion of tactical spreadsheets and darknet meme magic! Does this riot shield make my PDGA rating look fat?
In the flickering aftermath of the Great Glitch, Bryce Roseborough stood bathed in the sickly glow of malfunctioning holoboards—a PDGA-certified chaos agent clutching a War Pig driver like it owed him crypto. The Riot Marauder tag sparked to life, its neural mesh detecting a 94.7% match: "Subject demonstrates optimal ratios of reckless abandon and snack budget allocation." Destiny? Hardly. Bryce tripped over a root cellar playing glow rounds last Tuesday—apparently the Overcode interprets faceplants as "worthy sacrifice." Now he’s crowned cyber gladiator of #89 via sentient slot machine logic. But can this maestro of disc-location survive… next week’s league fees?