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Bob Lane
Ironborn Kraken
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Winterfell @ Creekside

Nov 02 - Dec 21, 2024
Averaged a 943 rating
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#38 Ironborn Kraken
Bob Lane

Bob Lane

PDGA Rating 944
Division MP40
Events Played 8
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Ironborn Kraken

Origin Story

In the age before the Andals, when ironborn reavers still held sway over the Sunset Sea, a great kraken rose from the depths to challenge their dominion. Its tentacles shattered hulls and dragged crews to their doom until a daring captain struck a blow that severed one massive limb. As the kraken sank back into the abyss, the severed tentacle was retrieved and preserved through ancient rites, becoming a relic imbued with the primal essence of the northern waters.

Properties

The Ironborn Kraken appears as a massive tentacle, its ridged flesh turned to ironwood and its suckers transformed into runic patterns that glow with a ghostly bioluminescence. Frost rimes its surface, crackling with the chill of the northern sea. Holding this relic imbues its bearer with a deep attunement to the ebb and flow of winds and currents, granting preternatural skill in reading the paths of the elements.

Role

The Ironborn Kraken does not directly influence events itself, but reveals unseen paths and opportunities to those worthy of wielding its power - those who embody the resilience and cunning of their ironborn ancestors.

Tag Details

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Tag History

Bob Lane
Bob Lane
Week 8 Score: 55 Place: T8
Bob Lane
Bob Lane
Week 7 Score: 49 Place: 1
Bob Lane
Bob Lane
Week 6 Score: 51 Place: 2
Jake Robb
Jake Robb
Week 5 Score: 52 Place: 1
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Nathaniel Miguel
Week 2 Score: 46 Place: 1
Origin Story
Bryce Kidman
Bryce Kidman
Week 1 Score: 55 Place: 2