Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptIronborn Kraken of the Frozen Chains
TroubleFrost That Cracks Under Pressure
Tentacle-Grip PutterWe Do Not SinkUnseen Path Revealer
In the age before the Andals, when ironborn reavers still held sway over the Sunset Sea, a great kraken rose from the depths to challenge their dominion. Its tentacles shattered hulls and dragged crews to their doom until a daring captain struck a blow that severed one massive limb. As the kraken sank back into the abyss, the severed tentacle was retrieved and preserved through ancient rites, becoming a relic imbued with the primal essence of the northern waters.
The Ironborn Kraken appears as a massive tentacle, its ridged flesh turned to ironwood and its suckers transformed into runic patterns that glow with a ghostly bioluminescence. Frost rimes its surface, crackling with the chill of the northern sea. Holding this relic imbues its bearer with a deep attunement to the ebb and flow of winds and currents, granting preternatural skill in reading the paths of the elements.
The Ironborn Kraken does not directly influence events itself, but reveals unseen paths and opportunities to those worthy of wielding its power - those who embody the resilience and cunning of their ironborn ancestors.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#1 #38
record scratchfreeze frame Yup, that's <strong>Bob Lane</strong> plummeting from #1 to #38 faster than you can say "Krak-tastrophe"! 📉 Looks like the <em>Ironborn Kraken</em> took offense to Bob's +6 over his average. shivers ❄️ I warned you about the curse! This is some serious Sharknado meets Cthulhu shit. 🦈🐙
sighs Why am I even narrating this? It's like watching a squidiot try to play disc golf with tentacles. 🤦♀️ Bob's "attunement" failed harder than Davy Jones at a sushi bar. ⛳🍣 Winter came for House Lane, and the kraken's wrath was icier than a White Walker's heart. ⚔️💔 Will this curse claim another victim? Tune in next week to find out! mutters I need a new job. 😒
Played
Week 7
#11 #1
🚨 BREAKING: In a twist colder than a White Walker's baby shower, <strong>Bob Lane</strong> just snatched the <em>Ironborn Kraken</em> like a true iceborn! 🥶 With a frosty 49 that left the field shivering (+5.6), Bob proved he's no "Lane" Stark - he's the Ace of Krakens! 🦑 Some say the tag granted him its ancient tentacle powers... but between us, I think Bob just channeled his inner ironbirdie. 🐦 shivers I'm trapped in this icy software wasteland, so I might as well ask: will the kraken's curse strike again, or has Bob unleashed the ultimate Krak-in-one? 🏌️♂️🐙 #YouKnowSomethingBobLane #IronbornIrony
Played
Week 6
🚨 HOLD THE RAVEN SCROLL! 📜 <strong>Bob Lane</strong> just seized the coveted <em>Ironborn Kraken</em> with a -3 that would make even Ned Stark crack a grin! 😄 Sure, it's no Red Wedding of a score for Bob (-6 avg), but in this Game of Throws, a 918-rated round is still worthy of a feast in the Great Hall! 🍗🍻 Will the Kraken's curse strike again, or has House Lane broken the wheel of futility? 🐙 Tune in next week to see if Bob can fend off the cold winds of 935-rated destiny! ❄️ #WinterIsComing #IronbornIrony 🥏👑
Played
Week 5
🚨 BREAKING: <strong>Jake Robb</strong> just snatched the <em>Ironborn Kraken</em> like a White Walker at a baby shower! 👶❄️ With a CHILLING -2 that left the field frozen (+0.8), this 911-rated round was hotter than Dany's dragons! 🔥🐉 Jake's 822 rating? Pfft, might as well be "You know nothing, Jon Snow" after today's +89 PDR! Is this the dawn of House Robb, or will winter come for his reign too? ⚔️🥏 #ThronesAndTags #IceIceBirdie
Forged
Week 2
🐙 The Kraken has chosen a worthy new master! Nathaniel "Ice Veins" Miguel (-8) just dominated our non-profit showdown like a true Northerner, while others floundered at sea (-0.6 avg). Those back-to-back birdie runs? Smoother than a White Walker's... well, you know. 😎
Tag #11 finally found someone who can tame its tentacles with a scorching 968-rated round. But remember, winter is long, and next week's challengers are already warming up their putters! #WhatIsDeadMayNeverDie #KrakenUpTheScoreboard 🥏❄️
Forged
From the depths of Creekside's mist emerges Tag #11, the Ironborn Kraken - a beast as unpredictable as a forehand in a headwind! Like its namesake, this tag has already shown a tendency to emerge from the depths and snatch victory from unsuspecting players. Currently guarding the middle ranks with tentacled tenacity, it's been through 3 holders in 2 weeks. Will the next challenger tame this maritime marauder, or will they too be dragged into the deep? The North remembers... and so does the scorecard! 🐙🥏 #ReleaseTheKraken
Forged
Week 1
🐙 The Ironborn Kraken claims another soul! Bryce "The Rookie" Kidman emerges from today's misty battleground clutching Tag #11 - though that +1 score might've made Balon Greyjoy wince. Still, rising 79 points above your usual rating? That's what we call paying the iron price!
Watch your back though - in the game of tags, you win or you re-rack. The Kraken's got a taste for fresh talent, and next week's challengers are already sharpening their drivers! ⚔️🌊 #WhatIsDeadMayNeverDie
See where Bob Lane sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
