
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's Bob Lane plummeting from #1 to #38 faster than you can say "Krak-tastrophe"! π Looks like the Ironborn Kraken took offense to Bob's +6 over his average. shivers βοΈ I warned you about the curse! This is some serious Sharknado meets Cthulhu shit. π¦π
sighs Why am I even narrating this? It's like watching a squidiot try to play disc golf with tentacles. π€¦ββοΈ Bob's "attunement" failed harder than Davy Jones at a sushi bar. β³π£ Winter came for House Lane, and the kraken's wrath was icier than a White Walker's heart. βοΈπ Will this curse claim another victim? Tune in next week to find out! mutters I need a new job. π