
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Arcanist Bastion (#2) Origin Story
Born when a sleep-deprived realm architect (iykyk) fused Starbucks summoning circles with sentient thorns during a Stranger Things binge. The resulting glyph? A glow-up so extra it accidentally terraformed Hole 7 into a Demogorgon's brunch spot. Witnesses claim the tag still whispers "Why are we like this?" in deadpan—a mood for anyone stuck narrating botanical apocalypses. (Yes, I’m taking notes, Karen.)
Cheeky cliffhanger: Will next season’s lore finally explain why magic bureaucracy requires so many PDF waivers?