
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic theremin music In tonight's episode of "As The Glow Disc Turns," our hero Dayne Marsh (MA40's answer to Van Helsing) absolutely yeeted himself from tag 20 to 2 like a photon-charged Destroyer through the Mega-Mutant's last remaining weak spot. Slow clap Bravo on beating the field average by a whopping... checks notes... one stroke. Truly the stuff of legends.
The Radiant Sentinel must've been feeling generous tonight, because that semi-transparent polypropylene guardian apparently decided "sure, let's reward the guy who parks under glow-in-the-dark trees for shade." Fourth wall break I'm contractually obligated to pretend this isn't just a spreadsheet with extra steps.
Remember when Dayne quantum-karate-chopped the rift closed with a squirrel? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Now he's practically fused with this spectral bouncer tag - which, let's be real, is just Beacon Hill's way of saying "please stop losing discs in the brackish creek."
Dramatic whisper But can he maintain this glow-up when the Brood resurfaces next season? Find out next time on "Disc Golf Z"...