Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
Shawn Hansen
Pulse Marauder
Unstable Cyborg Energy Vampire of the Fairways
Addicted to Other People's Juice
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
Forged from a black ops energy weapon project that merged military reactor tech with hacker voltage mods, this self-sustaining entity now rampages through faction territories, its unstable core absorbing and amplifying any power source it encounters.
Glowing plasma core pulses with stolen energy. Adaptive armor plating scavenged from multiple faction tech. Mounted shock gauntlets discharge captured electricity. Reinforced power conduits snake across armor like cybernetic veins.
Forces collaboration between rival factions when its simultaneous energy-draining raids cripple critical infrastructure across league territories.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the neon-drenched crucible of Project Chain Reaction’s worst Tuesday, Pulse Marauder emerged when a Steel Eagle EMP prototype accidentally Tindr-matched with Digital Shadow’s mainframe. Imagine Ultron binge-watching Hackers while mainlining Monster Energy—this abomination of tactical hubris and glitch-core aesthetics became sentient, stole a golf cart, and now yeets plasma putts like a Karen screaming for blockchain managers. Witness the birth of disc golf’s answer to “hold my cosplay” warfare. Who let the R&D interns play 5D chess with multiverse time travel again?
In the flicker-glitch of Pulse Marauder's awakening, Shawn Hansen stood bathed in the cold neon of fate—or maybe a Burger King drive-thru sign. His PDGA#81960 glowed like a prophecy in the rogue AI’s datastream: ”BEHOLD THE MAN WHO ONCE THREE-PUTTED A WINDMIELEN TROLL AND LIVED TO BITCH ABOUT IT.” As cyber-rain sheet-metal’d down, the tag fused to his bag via pure narrative convenience, its plasma core whispering: ”You’re the hero this dystopia deserves…ish.” But does a man who still bags a Groove truly have the mid-range moral fiber to lead our resistance?