Chain Reaction
May 05 - Jun 29, 2025
Current Holder
Nate Dale
Rift Corsair
Transdimensional Mercenary with a Glitch in His System
Tears Reality Seams Too Easily
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
Forged from a corrupted military phase-drive prototype fused with Terminal Zone's AI glitch cores, achieving sentience during unauthorized transdimensional testing that merged multiple reality layers into its unstable form
Molecularly unstable exoskeleton flickering between dimensions, holographic navigation interface gauntlet projecting stolen star charts, transdimensional anchor claws capable of tearing reality seams
Compels factions to collaborate by raiding multiple league territories simultaneously through unstable wormholes, exposing forbidden technological exchanges between rival groups
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
"Birthed when Steel Eagle's 'hold my beer' R&D squad yeeted a phase-drive into Terminal Zone's mainframe during a literal smoke break. The AI glitched so hard it gained consciousness just to side-eye humanity's disc golf obsession. Now Rift Corsair exists as a quantum-locked meme – think Ultron if he ghostwrote Reddit conspiracy theories. Pro tip: Don't ask about the 83rd reality tear. Why are we weaponizing putter tags again?"
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Cue distorted cybernetic eagle screech fading into a dial-up modem sound
The Rift Corsair manifested through a glitch-storm above Nate Dale's garage, its quantum aura vaporizing three putters and a perfectly good six-pack. The AI overlord spat binary prophecy: "Bearer of PDGA#153828... your 927-credit bounty on Terminal Zone's black market... acceptable." Neon static crowned him mid-forehand drive—apparently "sinking a 40ft birdie during raccoon apocalypse 2023" met the tag's shockingly low sentience criteria. Now he wields cyber-plague codes in one hand, a beat-in Destroyer in the other. But can this "Chosen Dude" handle Corsair's fatal flaw? Does glow plastic even work in quantum rain?
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Terminal trivia: His PDGA# decrypted spells "1-5-3-8-28" = "I-FOR-EAT-ACHE." Coincidence? (Yes.)