
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Dark Alley), tag number moved from 29 to 29. (Week 2 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Former SWAT commander John 'Sentinel' Mercer earned his nickname during the 78-hour Diamond District siege where he single-handedly held off a cartel assault. When he discovered the attack was enabled by police corruption, he dedicated his career to becoming the human shield between dirty cops and honest officers.
Wears modified tactical armor with reinforced ceramic plating capable of stopping .50 caliber rounds. Carries a ballistic shield emblazoned with the police code of conduct. Specializes in defensive urban warfare and breach containment. Has encyclopedic knowledge of constitutional law and proper arrest procedures.
Serves as The Regulators' living bulwark against corruption, specializing in high-risk evidence protection operations where he establishes impenetrable perimeters around crime scenes to prevent evidence tampering by compromised officers.
A tight-knit group of hard-nosed cops and relentless detectives, the Regulators are dedicated to upholding the law and rooting out corruption from within the police force. With a deep sense of duty and a no-nonsense approach, they'll stop at nothing to bring the guilty to justice and restore honor to their badge.
A veteran cop with a spotless record and an unwavering moral compass, Captain Ironclad has dedicated his life to serving and protecting the city. Respected by his officers and feared by criminals, he leads the Regulators with a firm hand and a fierce determination to root out corruption wherever it hides.
Due to absence from Week 2 (Dark Alley), tag number moved from 29 to 29. (Week 2 of 8)