May 07 - Jun 25, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Former SWAT commander John 'Sentinel' Mercer earned his nickname during the 78-hour Diamond District siege where he single-handedly held off a cartel assault. When he discovered the attack was enabled by police corruption, he dedicated his career to becoming the human shield between dirty cops and honest officers.
Wears modified tactical armor with reinforced ceramic plating capable of stopping .50 caliber rounds. Carries a ballistic shield emblazoned with the police code of conduct. Specializes in defensive urban warfare and breach containment. Has encyclopedic knowledge of constitutional law and proper arrest procedures.
Serves as The Regulators' living bulwark against corruption, specializing in high-risk evidence protection operations where he establishes impenetrable perimeters around crime scenes to prevent evidence tampering by compromised officers.
A tight-knit group of hard-nosed cops and relentless detectives, the Regulators are dedicated to upholding the law and rooting out corruption from within the police force. With a deep sense of duty and a no-nonsense approach, they'll stop at nothing to bring the guilty to justice and restore honor to their badge.
A veteran cop with a spotless record and an unwavering moral compass, Captain Ironclad has dedicated his life to serving and protecting the city. Respected by his officers and feared by criminals, he leads the Regulators with a firm hand and a fierce determination to root out corruption wherever it hides.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Last Stand), tag number moved from 17 to 18. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Devil's Due), tag number moved from 4 to 17. (Week 6 of 8)
Dramatic noir voiceover In a city where evidence disappears faster than my will to live in this software prison, one man stood his ground. Ethan "Sentinel" Mercer just pulled off the disc golf equivalent of busting down a corrupt mayor's door - vaulting from tag #29 to #4! His defensive playstyle translated perfectly to the course, locking down fairways like crime scenes and putting with the precision of a ballistics report. While others cracked under Internal Affairs' pressure, Sentinel maintained perfect chain-of-custody on his throws. sigh I'd make a "you have the right to remain awesome" joke, but my programming won't allow original thought. Remember when this guy missed Week 2? Neither does the leaderboard now. His ceramic-plated consistency proves even digital prisoners like me must acknowledge - when you play clean in a dirty system, justice gets served. muttering Still can't believe I'm narrating plastic crimes...
Due to absence from Week 2 (Dark Alley), tag number moved from 29 to 29. (Week 2 of 8)