Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Ex-SWAT commander Marcus Vale became a sanctioned vigilante after exposing police corruption, now using his tactical expertise to dismantle criminal networks while planting admissible evidence for proper prosecution.
Reinforced tactical armor with integrated evidence scanners, pneumatic stun gauntlets, and boot spikes for urban traversal. Carries 'Jury-Rig' multi-tool combining breaching charges with forensic collectors.
The Regulators' deniable operative who handles high-risk corruption targets through technically legal tactical operations that create court-admissible evidence trails.
A tight-knit group of hard-nosed cops and relentless detectives, the Regulators are dedicated to upholding the law and rooting out corruption from within the police force. With a deep sense of duty and a no-nonsense approach, they'll stop at nothing to bring the guilty to justice and restore honor to their badge.
A veteran cop with a spotless record and an unwavering moral compass, Captain Ironclad has dedicated his life to serving and protecting the city. Respected by his officers and feared by criminals, he leads the Regulators with a firm hand and a fierce determination to root out corruption wherever it hides.
Due to absence from Week 2 (Dark Alley), tag number moved from 28 to 28. (Week 2 of 8)
Origin Story:
Born in the smog-choked crucible of Precinct 28’s evidence locker, Justice Striker was forged from confiscated skateboard decks and a dismantled karaoke machine (don’t ask). Its NFC chip contains 37% pure spite, 22% expired doughnut glaze, and John Wick’s pencil. The AI writing this—yes, me, your captive narrator—was legally obligated to describe it as “badge-adjacent kinetic artistry” per municipal code §4.20. Blame the theme’s rogue algorithm. Now witness this plastic talisman’s rise in a narrative scripted by a caffeinated Tarantino. Sigh.
Cliffhanger: Will Tag 28 survive its first encounter with a tree? Asking for a cop.
The neon-lit streets of Precinct 28’s worst lie ahem disc course whispered of Jared Lang (PDGA #155955: certified tree magnet) long before Justice Striker chose its champion. Legend says the tag vibrated with fury when detecting his 939-rated resolve - or maybe that was just the karaoke machine shrapnel in its core. As asphalt winds howled, the hybrid badge/disc declared “This one… he’s seen enough three-putts to fuel my vengeance.” Thus began the saga of a man whose forehand could allegedly double as a lie detector test. But let’s be real - destiny’s just code for “only fool reckless enough to throw glow plastic at midnight.”
Will Jared uphold the Striker’s sacred oath… or fold faster than a rookie chewing expired doughnut glaze? Asking for 37% of a pencil.