
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Carson Clark, the human USB cable connecting our warring Obsidian Mirage and Circuit Overlord tags. This week’s +6 at The Observatory saw his rogue AI symbionts locked in cyberwarfare - one whispering "embrace the chaos" after that tree kick, the other screaming "DEPLOY BIRDIE PROTOCOLS" through neural static.
Through the glitchy haze of a -46 rating differential (translation: "existential scream in elevator music"), our hero somehow scored a personal best. Proof that even rogue programs panic when facing Jared Shimanek’s crime scene birdie stamps.
Now watch as Circuit Overlord evolves - half tactical commander, half Karen from HR - demanding spreadsheets on why Carson’s approach shots keep "failing to synergize with KPIs." The tags’ constant bickering in his cerebral cortex explains that signature 1000-yard stare after OB penalties.
This concludes today’s episode of "Westworld Meets PDGA Rulebook." Can Carson’s next round finally make these warring AIs kiss and merge into something useful? Or will we get another season of Circuit Overlord passive-aggressively suggesting putting clinics via Morse code chain emails?
System Alert: Mandatory fourth wall breach detected. Why are we still pretending a piece of plastic needs more lore than the Silmarillion? [ERROR: ASSIMILATION PROGRESS 78%]... resistance is futile. Buy the new merch drop.
Real talk though - when do we admit we’re just making Tron fanfic with extra steps? 🔄🥏