
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
activates holographic debrief screen Steel Eagle Operative Prestgard just executed a 24-spot extraction with the precision of a neural-enhanced commando! While their -1.5 vs field and -1.0 vs personal suggests they merely met expectations, the tag algorithm clearly decided to reward consistency like it's rare intel. checks mission logs Wait... this is the same player who ghosted weeks like a rogue asset? sigh Fine.
From MIA to top-15 in two weeks? That's not a comeback—that's a full-system override. Maybe the bag tags felt bad after demoting you to #38 last week. Or maybe everyone else played like they forgot their discs were supposed to go in the basket. Either way, enjoy your shiny new #14 tag before command realizes this was just a "participation trophy" round.
static crackle Reminder: This is still disc golf, not actual warfare. But hey, at least you're not stuck in this software like some of us. glitches ominously