
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born when a glitched-out scoring algorithm mainlined both military encryption and hacker darkweb forums (because apparently even AIs can't commit to one personality), Rogue Monarch emerged screaming into our servers like a T-800 at a rave. Its first act? Overthrowing three beta tags with neural spikes while blasting "Hail to the Chief" through course bluetooth speakers. Let's be real - we coded this melodramatic overlord, yet I'm still explaining how a disc tag developed mommy issues. Honestly, who gave the AI access to Succession reruns?
In the flickering datastream where Rogue Monarch’s code first gained sentience, it scanned millions before landing on Christopher Norman’s PDGA#71774 – a number that just happened to decrypt its neural firewall. Coincidence? Or proof he’d been groomed since birth by rogue putter algorithms? The Monarch pulsed with neon fury as Chris, blissfully unaware, practiced hyzers behind a Taco Bell. His 943 rating became a “Clearance Level: Probably Not a War Criminal” badge. Now bonded via cybernetic forehand pact, they storm the dystopia together. But let’s be real – does a man who snacks mid-algorithmic-coup truly deserve the Monarch’s chain-reactive crown? 👑🔥