Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Former military JAG officer turned street enforcer who developed armored warrant service tactics after discovering deep corruption in the district attorney's office, now operating as The Regulators' living embodiment of unimpeachable legal force.
Reinforced polycarbonate armor with engraved penal codes, augmented reality visor projecting suspect profiles, telescoping electro-gavel weapon that breaches barriers while collecting forensic evidence.
Executes high-risk warrants with procedural precision while gathering corruption evidence, serving as The Regulators' mobile symbol of authorized overwhelming force.
A tight-knit group of hard-nosed cops and relentless detectives, the Regulators are dedicated to upholding the law and rooting out corruption from within the police force. With a deep sense of duty and a no-nonsense approach, they'll stop at nothing to bring the guilty to justice and restore honor to their badge.
A veteran cop with a spotless record and an unwavering moral compass, Captain Ironclad has dedicated his life to serving and protecting the city. Respected by his officers and feared by criminals, he leads the Regulators with a firm hand and a fierce determination to root out corruption wherever it hides.
In Week 2 (Dark Alley), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 22 to 6. (Week 2 of 8)
Origin Story:
Forged in the dumpster fire of a botched sting operation, Iron Warrant emerged when a rogue evidence room drone strike melted 37 riot shields into one unyielding polycarbonate abomination. Its AR visor? Literally just RoboCop’s Pinterest board. Now it wanders the asphalt jungle, thirsting for birdies like a Karen for HOA violations. Yes, this is how we serve justice now. sigh Someone tell HBO we’ve peaked.
(Bonus mystery: The “glory hole” in its center? That’s where due process went.)
Cheeky Question:
Who’s brave enough to cuff this chaotic neutral loot box drop before it yeets itself into a water hazard? 🌊👮♂️💥
In the neon-drenched gutter where due process goes to die, Riley Thurgood tripped over Iron Warrant while chasing a Berg that rolled into an evidence locker. The tag’s AR visor flashed "PDGA-136989" like a prophetic BOLO alert - turns out his rating’s last three digits matched the locker combo holding 37 kilos of disc-tainted evidence. Now he’s stuck “serving justice” through 400ft hyzers while the tag whispers “Make my par.” But let’s be real - this man once lost a putter to a squirrel. Can this glorified meter maid chosen one actually protect and serve chains? 🚔⛓️