
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Record scratch Freeze frame Yup, that's Jacob Addis - currently experiencing the temporal equivalent of stepping on a Lego. His Veiled Paradox tag just pulled a reverse Avengers: Endgame, snapping him from #6 to #10 faster than you can say "I shouldn't have played that forehand." Dramatic zoom on his glow disc's afterimages showing four alternate realities where he didn't three-putt hole 7 (too bad we're in the darkest timeline).
Fourth wall crumbles like a DX Roc in a headwind Oh come ON, universe! Last week he's Doctor Strange, now he's Scott Lang post-Quantumania? This tag's temporal distortions aged worse than milk in a Brood member's gym bag.
Speaking of which - cuts to The Brood doing a poorly choreographed victory dance - looks like the Paradox finally lived up to its name by paradoxing its own wielder. That "ultimate sabotage weapon" description wasn't kidding - Jacob's round had more twists than a M. Night Shyamalan marathon.
Cue X-Files theme on kazoo again But let's be real: anyone bonding with a sentient glitch born from collective bogey trauma was asking for trouble. The only thing more unstable than this tag's quantum state? My will to live after narrating another time travel arc.
Pop Culture Ref: This collapse was more dramatic than the last season of Westworld and just as confusing.
Pun: Guess you could say Jacob... adjusts tin foil hat... got caught in his own time paradox. YEEEEAAAA- gets cut off by temporal distortion