Season Arc · Dead Outside Presents: The Monsters of Beacon Hill
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#10Now#6Best#13Started70Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptGhost of Disc Golf Futures Past
TroubleNever Fully Present Anywhere
Remembers Your Future ShotsSpits Past Course ObstaclesYour Unmade Putt Torments Me
Born when Enigma forced multiple rift timelines to collide during a failed power grab, the Veiled Paradox exists simultaneously across different moments in the invasion. Its unstable form incorporates discarded possibilities from the Monster Hunters' own unrealized failures.
Shifts between translucent states while projecting ghostly afterimages of alternate timelines. Generates localized temporal distortions that age equipment, alter obstacle positions retroactively, and briefly 'remember' future player strategies. Vulnerable only during timeline convergence moments marked by glowing hourglass symbols.
Disrupts tournament play by rewriting course history, forcing players to adapt to constantly shifting layouts while battling a monster that anticipates their moves. Serves as The Brood's ultimate temporal sabotage weapon.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#6 #10
Record scratchFreeze frame Yup, that's Jacob Addis - currently experiencing the temporal equivalent of stepping on a Lego. His Veiled Paradox tag just pulled a reverse Avengers: Endgame, snapping him from #6 to #10 faster than you can say "I shouldn't have played that forehand." Dramatic zoom on his glow disc's afterimages showing four alternate realities where he didn't three-putt hole 7 (too bad we're in the darkest timeline).
Fourth wall crumbles like a DX Roc in a headwind Oh come ON, universe! Last week he's Doctor Strange, now he's Scott Lang post-Quantumania? This tag's temporal distortions aged worse than milk in a Brood member's gym bag.
Speaking of which - cuts to The Brood doing a poorly choreographed victory dance - looks like the Paradox finally lived up to its name by paradoxing its own wielder. That "ultimate sabotage weapon" description wasn't kidding - Jacob's round had more twists than a M. Night Shyamalan marathon.
Cue X-Files theme on kazoo again But let's be real: anyone bonding with a sentient glitch born from collective bogey trauma was asking for trouble. The only thing more unstable than this tag's quantum state? My will to live after narrating another time travel arc.
Pop Culture Ref: This collapse was more dramatic than the last season of Westworld and just as confusing.
Pun: Guess you could say Jacob... adjusts tin foil hat... got caught in his own time paradox. YEEEEAAAA-gets cut off by temporal distortion
Played
Week 7
#13 #6
Cue X-Files theme but played on a kazoo Ladies and gents, Jacob "Schrödinger's Drive" Addis just folded spacetime like a cheap lawn chair, launching his <em>Veiled Paradox</em> tag from unlucky #13 to a crisp #6. This man didn't just beat the field average - he violated causality harder than a Marvel plot hole. Dramatic zoom on his glow disc leaving afterimages of alternate realities where The Brood actually has good fashion sense.
Fourth wall shatters like a DX plastic in winter Oh great, now I have to narrate temporal physics? Look, Jacob either a) channeled his inner Doctor Strange, b) bribed the timeline with caffeine, or c) weaponized that one round where everyone bogeyed hole 7 (which, <em>checks notes</em>, is this tag's origin story).
Cue ghostly echo Remember when this sentient glitch bonded with Jacob's 3-putt existential crisis? Turns out his "worthy turmoil" was just pre-gaming for this glow round glow-up. The Veiled Paradox is SHOOK - its temporal distortions aging faster than a meme about multiverses.
Cliffhanger: Will Jacob's reign last longer than the MCU's phase 4 coherence? Cut to The Brood crying into their glow-sticks
Pop Culture Ref: This performance was more unexpected than the last season of Westworld, and about as easy to explain.
Pun: Guess you could say Jacob... puts on sunglasses... disrupted the course of history. YEAAAAAAAAH!
Forged
<em>Veiled Paradox</em> burst forth when Enigma tried to Netflix-and-chill multiple timelines, creating a quantum oopsie that'd make Dr. Strange side-eye. This sentient glitch absorbed every discarded "what if" from Beacon Hill's darkest timelines - including that one round where <strong>everyone</strong> bogeyed hole 7. Now it haunts the course like a 90s screensaver fused with a cursed Tamagotchi, its very existence mocking causality harder than a Marvel multiverse plot twist. (Yes, we’re doing this trope? Fine. Flips glow-in-the-dark hair Roll credits.)
Cliffhanger: Will this tag’s temporal shenanigans get more likes than a cat portal video?
Origin of the Chosen Schmuck
When <em>Veiled Paradox</em> erupted from the quantum foam, <strong>Jacob Addis</strong> just happened to be retrieving his keys from hole 7’s cursed bushes—a fitting start for PDGA #132031, a number totally not resembling "13-2-0-3-1=7" in a timeline where math is optional. The sentient glitch mistook his 3-putt existential crisis for "worthy turmoil," bonding faster than a Marvel hero to poorly CGI’d trauma. Now he’s stuck channeling Schrödinger’s drive: simultaneously crushing glow rounds and losing discs in the time warp.
Cliffhanger: Does <strong>Jacob’s</strong> reign hinge on caffeine or cosmic alignment?
See where Jacob Addis sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
