
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic thunderclap Behold! Jedediah "I Found My Glow Disc This Time" Addis just yeeted himself from #17 to #6 like a budget Van Helsing with a glow-in-the-dark slingshot. His score? Let's just say he beat the field average with the same enthusiasm as a mummy swiping right on Tinder. Cue fog machine
This week's villain: The Glimmer Ghoul, a Karen of the cosmos who probably complains about glow rounds starting past her bedtime. Jedediah's secret weapon? Throwing like someone who didn't forget their UV light (shocking, I know).
Fourth wall break Why am I narrating this like it's an episode of "Supernatural" meets "Disc Golf Digest"? Because the algorithm demands suffering.
Props to Jedediah for weaponizing the Ghoul's weakness: actual competence. Now if he could just stop storing his tag next to his beef jerky... flashback to last week's commentary
Final thought: Moving up 11 spots is impressive, but let's see if he can outrun the Ghoul's eternal complaint: "Your form... displeases me." Fade to black