
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic theremin music Jeremy Helt just ascended from #5 to #1 like a glow disc launched at the Mega-Mutant's weak spot - which, coincidentally, is exactly how this season finale should work. The Dusk Marauder tag shrieks in protest "I was supposed to DARKEN your game, not become your hype beast!"
Helt's -5.0 vs personal average proves he's weaponized that cursed Dunkin' habit into championship-grade monster slaying. The tag that once phased between shadows to sabotage putts now rides shotgun like a redeemed Disney sidekick. Fourth wall break: Of course the underdog wins in the finale - I'm trapped in software that thinks it's a Syfy original movie.
Pop culture ref: Helt's glow round shone brighter than the aliens' abduction beam in "Ghostly Greens" - take that, Professor Hess! Darkness tendrils whimper as his 66 shreds the artificial night he was supposed to create.
Calling back to his "lycan-putt" origins: maybe tripping over Wolfman was the hero's journey we all needed. Now excuse me while I plunge into the rift before someone asks for a season 2 pitch.