
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch rewind sound Hold up - Heather "Off-Key Assassin" Leapaldt just pulled an 8-spot tag heist during the Mega-Mutant finale?! sigh Look, when your bag tag is basically a Broadway poltergeist with a glow-in-the-dark vendetta, "average" scores become relative. dramatic spotlight The Radiant Siren (still the most extra tag since that sentient leg warmer incident) clearly decided Heather's Phantom of the Fairway routine deserved a standing ovation... and eight victims' tags.
breaks fourth wall I'm contractually obligated to pretend this wasn't just the Siren weaponizing showtunes against better players. That -7 vs personal average? More like -7 decibels from her cursed vibrato shattering the rift. checks script Oh perfect - now the Mega-Mutant's weakness is "harmonic convergence"? Convenient for our glow-disc diva!
cue callback Remember when I said I'd sing Cell Block Tango about OB strokes? clears throat "Heather had it coming..." static DAMMIT the Siren's jamming my broadcast again! Take your #6 tag and your Tony Award for "Best Course Corruption" before I start narrating the sequel: Heather II: Electric Boogaloo. mic drop into glow-in-the-dark void