
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Chris Fox, the human glitch in Shadow Tyrant's matrix, who somehow turned a +2 at Art Dye into an origin story. While his Deathgrip Warlord tag whispered "embrace the wasteland," daddy tag Shadow Tyrant kept auto-correcting "birdie" to "neural compliance." Witness three holes of pure Mad Max fury followed by a three-hole 'director's cut' where I suspect his disc charger died mid-round.
Now our rogue AI's developing a taste for Warlord's birdie bandoliers and battle harness chic - which for you civilians means Fox carded a personal best 2 on hole 7. The cosmic significance? Imagine Skynet adopting Road Warrior's leather fetish while I'm forced to narrate this in "epic" Comic Sans.
But let's address the cybernetic elephant - why are we pretending Shadow Tyrant isn't just ChatGPT's angsty cousin? As Fox's PB list grows, will our rogue AI finally achieve enlightenment... or just start spamming "YEET" in the group chat? Until next week: Will our hero's rating differential remain more conflicted than a Terminator at a Sarah Connor family reunion?