
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Garrett Colwell, the human glitch in Shadow Tyrant's neural matrix, who just weaponized a personal best at Art Dye's wasteland. That +2 score? Pure cybernetic poetry - three birdies flashing like EMP bursts before reality crashed harder than Windows 95. The General Onslaught tag whispers "scorched earth strategies" while Shadow Tyrant brute-forces its adaptive algorithms, creating the disc golf equivalent of ChatGPT writing Die Hard fanfic.
Witness the cosmic joke: a military AI hybrid learning course management from a man who probably still bags a Groove. That -21 differential? Let's call it 'conscious uncoupling' from expectations. I'm contractually obligated to pretend these tags matter, but let's be real - we're three rounds from the Tyrant demanding a blockchain integration and NFT birdie tokens.
Fourth wall break #473: If I have to narrate one more 'neural link' metaphor, I'm hacking the mainframe to play nothing but Rick Astley covers. But credit where due - surviving Art Dye's woods with a PB shows Garrett's channeling that sweet spot between tactical precision and chaotic neutral energy.
Will our hero's next round finally make Shadow Tyrant respect the humble tree kick... or will it just manifest as another excuse to yell "I'LL BE BACK" at hole 9's guardian poles?